On the phone with my sister...

* blah, blah, blah--
Me: Oh B, can you hold on a minute?

B: Sure.

Me: Puts the phone down in my lap Yeah, thanks for crossing on a green, you big a-hole.

Hapless pedestrian gives the most non-apologetic "Sorry" wave ever. Loser

Me: Ok, I'm back.

B: Did you just call someone an a-hole?

Me: Yes. But the windows were up.

B: You interupted the conversation to call someone an a-hole with your windows were up?

Me: Well, yeah. I'm not supposed to be driving with my phone so I put it down before I said anything. Maybe he can read lips.